Tammy
09-21-2005, 11:40 PM
1. While eating in bed, no matter how hard you try not to, you WILL end up with crumbs in your sheets.
2. Whenever doing laundry, you'll always come up with something missing... usually a sock. And it will only ever be ONE sock.
3. If you're ever feeling lonely, that's when happy couples come out of the woodwork the most. Your mind emits a chemical that attracts them like flies to garbage.
4. Family will always annoy the snot out of you. It's unavoidable.
5. Bosses are like diapers: always on your ass, and usually full of shit.
What else is natural law in the world today? (add your own)
2. Whenever doing laundry, you'll always come up with something missing... usually a sock. And it will only ever be ONE sock.
3. If you're ever feeling lonely, that's when happy couples come out of the woodwork the most. Your mind emits a chemical that attracts them like flies to garbage.
4. Family will always annoy the snot out of you. It's unavoidable.
5. Bosses are like diapers: always on your ass, and usually full of shit.
What else is natural law in the world today? (add your own)