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Tammy
09-21-2005, 11:40 PM
1. While eating in bed, no matter how hard you try not to, you WILL end up with crumbs in your sheets.

2. Whenever doing laundry, you'll always come up with something missing... usually a sock. And it will only ever be ONE sock.

3. If you're ever feeling lonely, that's when happy couples come out of the woodwork the most. Your mind emits a chemical that attracts them like flies to garbage.

4. Family will always annoy the snot out of you. It's unavoidable.

5. Bosses are like diapers: always on your ass, and usually full of shit.


What else is natural law in the world today? (add your own)

Leslie
09-22-2005, 09:49 AM
Well, I wouldn't say it's natural law but I on my way to walking the girls to school I found a sign in someones garden. I wish I had a camera to take a pic of it. It said in big letters "friends always welcome" and just underneath in the so called small writing that you can't even read on Tv it said "Relatives by appointment ONLY"

I thought that was cute! I need to get me one.

Bit
10-16-2005, 10:26 PM
4. Family will always annoy the snot out of you. It's unavoidable.

:roflmao2: How true how true.. :roflmao2: And that's a great sign to have Leslie!

Tammy
10-17-2005, 02:30 AM
LOL Leslie if you find a sign like that let me know I need one also.