Tammy
09-21-2005, 11:36 PM
These are pretty funny....actual headlines taken from News Media
1. Crack found on Govenors Daughter\
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
9. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent
11. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
12. War Dims Hope For Peace
13. Cold Wave Linked To Tempratures
14. Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
15. Red Tape Holds Up Bridges
16. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
17. New Stidy of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft
19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20. Chef Throws HIs Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
21. Local Highschool Dropouts Cut In Half
22. Hospital Is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
23. And the winner for 2003 is......
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead
Favorite Bumper Stickers of 2003
Jesus Loves You...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
1. Crack found on Govenors Daughter\
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
7. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
9. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent
11. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
12. War Dims Hope For Peace
13. Cold Wave Linked To Tempratures
14. Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
15. Red Tape Holds Up Bridges
16. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
17. New Stidy of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft
19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20. Chef Throws HIs Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
21. Local Highschool Dropouts Cut In Half
22. Hospital Is Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
23. And the winner for 2003 is......
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead
Favorite Bumper Stickers of 2003
Jesus Loves You...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"