plath
07-27-2005, 12:59 PM
Two Southern ladies are sitting on the front porch ..
The first one says.. " When I got married .. my husband bought me this house"
The second one replies .. "That's Nice."
The first one goes on to say "On our fifth anniversary he bought me this ring" .. putting out her hand to show her acquaintance a 5 carat diamond..
Again she replies "That's Nice."
"When I gave birth to our first child , he bought me that big shiny Mercedes in the Driveway " ..
"That' s Nice"....
"So, Sugar, what has your husband done for you ?"
The second woman takes a breath and say " He sent me to finishing school right after we got married. "
"Oh?"
"Oh, yes. .. it taught me many things but the most important was to reply with "That's nice" whenever the urge hits me to say "Screw You."
The first one says.. " When I got married .. my husband bought me this house"
The second one replies .. "That's Nice."
The first one goes on to say "On our fifth anniversary he bought me this ring" .. putting out her hand to show her acquaintance a 5 carat diamond..
Again she replies "That's Nice."
"When I gave birth to our first child , he bought me that big shiny Mercedes in the Driveway " ..
"That' s Nice"....
"So, Sugar, what has your husband done for you ?"
The second woman takes a breath and say " He sent me to finishing school right after we got married. "
"Oh?"
"Oh, yes. .. it taught me many things but the most important was to reply with "That's nice" whenever the urge hits me to say "Screw You."