lisaann
06-07-2005, 09:14 PM
Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk?
The light went out, but where to
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk?
The light went out, but where to
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?