The Simplified Chinese Language...

[krm223]

The Simplified Chinese Language...

For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia - Approach me

Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek

Lao Zi - Not very good

Lin Ching - An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai - A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse

Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

[Kim]

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[Bit]

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[Oweazaer]

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Did I tell you the story about when I was in Hong Kong and they had a hurricane? I got off the bus and was running through this fast wind & heavy horizontal rain, and one of the guards at the campus saw me and said: "Don't worry, you too fat to blow away! HAHAHAHA!"

hmmm....

[Tammy]

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[Tbarney]

Olive that is hilarious.

We have an Asian foreign exchange student at our school, he has put on about 20 pounds since he arrived in Aug. We tease him about becoming Americanized. He used to bow to me everyday too, that habit is long gone.

[Krissy]

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Hiliarious!:clap:

[Shalae]

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[saintlymom]

roflmao those are great