katpo
12-18-2011, 11:29 AM
Three hillbillies are sittin on the porch, shootin the breeze.
1st hillbilly says: "My wife is so stupid. She bought an air conditioner!"
2nd hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
1st hillbilly says: "Cause we ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin machines!"
1st hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd hillbilly says: "Cause we ain't got no plummin!"
3rd hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dummer than both yer wives put together! I was goin thru her purse the other day lookin fer some chew, and I found 6 condoms in thar!"
1st and 2nd hillbillies say: "Why is THAT so stupid?"
3rd hillbilly says: "Cause she ain't got no pecker!"
1st hillbilly says: "My wife is so stupid. She bought an air conditioner!"
2nd hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
1st hillbilly says: "Cause we ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin machines!"
1st hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd hillbilly says: "Cause we ain't got no plummin!"
3rd hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dummer than both yer wives put together! I was goin thru her purse the other day lookin fer some chew, and I found 6 condoms in thar!"
1st and 2nd hillbillies say: "Why is THAT so stupid?"
3rd hillbilly says: "Cause she ain't got no pecker!"