mrssnoop1
02-21-2008, 08:58 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning."
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The waiter replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning."