cotell
10-24-2006, 04:31 PM
Subject: A Good Idea !!!!!!!!!
Replace all Flight Attendants with some good looking strippers!
Why keep the flight attendants, they don't even serve food anymore, so
what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple; perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself.
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all Flight Attendants with some good looking strippers!
Why keep the flight attendants, they don't even serve food anymore, so
what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple; perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself.
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton