Kim
10-28-2004, 04:35 PM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
was like
this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I
just lost it."
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it
was like
this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I
just lost it."